Bsc Resolutions(From Book 50: Dawn's Big Date)

here is the new years resolutions that the bsc make in book 50: Dawn's big date.


Kristy: wants to make her team Kristy's Krushers be the winning team for this year( which is 1992). Apparently she was being too easy on the kids. Boring. Moving on.

Mary Anne: wishes to be less shy and more outgoing. After seeing Cokie get so frisky on Logan during book 46, she decides to act the same way.(Just don't change your personality though Mary Anne. Besides your fine just the way you are. Just quit with the crying all the time, ok?)

Claudia: WISHES  to try to do better in school.(but that is never going to happen since she's too lazy to do it.)

Mallory: wishes to try to stop whinning about how she looks with glasses and basically wishes to stop being such a pain( If you could only remember what you say later on in the series Mallory Pike.)

Jessi: wishes to try to do a ballotte, which is an advanced ballet jump( Again, boring wish right there. Moving on).

Stacey: WISHES to stop missing and whining over the foods she cant have. Otherwise it will drive her crazy.

Dawn: LIES about wanting to do something with her hair. She really wants to have a steady boyfriend like Lewis. But that makes her go into the insecure stage rather than individual phase.


no shannon resolutions nor logan. and abby doesnt exist until later on.

p.s. claudia has a crush on arthur ferigold.

the end

Jessi and the Dance School Phantom( aka Jessi's School Stalker)

Man is this book count for boring or what. As much as I love ballet growing up as a child, still I found this book to be very boring and completely lame. But it does have some good points and a mystery plot to it though.

on the cover:

Jessi actually looks older than 11 years old. She looks as if she's 15 instead of 11. But I gotta say, I like this cover Jessi than I like the other ones. And if that's supposed to be Dawn next to her, then Dawn looks fucking ugly on the cover. Great choice of hair color though.And Jessi's outfit looks nice. Dawn's too. It actually looks blonde white rather than the others though. Ok on this cover, Jessi looks as if she can't believe that someone would send her such sick threatening notes to her once again. And Dawn or whoever that is, is reading the notes and looks quite surpised but also looks like she's thinking about who could ever do such a thing. Nice cover and great picture so far.

Memory Analysis on This Book: None, for I don't have much memories on this book, only that The one who sent Jessi those psycho notes had a hard time keeping up in ballet and that she quitted. Otherwise I don't remember too much about this book. Sorry but maybe this is why the book definitely counts as boring on my list. Ha ha.

The book starts off with Jessi bragging about how much she loves ballet and how she recently got the role of Princess Aurora in Sleeping Beauty, also what her classmates is like and etc.May I add this is also the book that made me like Madame Noelle a lot more in the later series. Not to mention Madame Noelle's jokes in this book is enough to send me rolling with laughter Ha ha ha ha ha.( I mean Madame Noelle on ice skates? Impossible). Reminds me of that South Park episode where the Jonas Brothers get bossed around by Mickey Mouse. Hillarious.

 

the South park Jonas Brothers and Mickey Mouse as their boss.

Also, Jessi mentions how her toe shoes end up getting missing, and how Katie Beth later finds them in her totebag, making Jessi think that Katie Beth took them due to jealousy of Jessi always getting the lead roles in every ballet play.( I don't blame you indeed Katie Beth for Jessi to always get the lead roles. That seems unfair indeed.)

Another scene I liked was when Jessi lost her toe shoes and had to walk to the classroom barefooted, and this pisses Madame Noelle off and also causes for Madame Noelle to cancel the class and make all the classmates look for Jessi's shoes, and the class giving dirty looks, not because she's black, but because they worked their asses off trying to dance, and Jessi had to cancel it by showing up to class barefoot and making them look for her ugly,stinky shoes.(I am such a bitch,lol). Gosh Jessi, you certainly love to cause the whole classroom trouble for pulling that shoe act. And you seem to love the attention it gets you too.

So Stupid Jessi decides to go to the meeting to ask the BSC if they could help her solve the missing shoe mystery, and the BSC agrees while also sympathizing with her after Jessi tells them her story, all except for Kristy, who seems to worry about babysitting more than ballet, because who would want to waste their time talking about ballet? Not Kristy of course. Kristy got more important things to worry about than stupid ballet. Basically Kristy ignores it. And she does that by mentioning about how she would like to get the kids into having a pet show for their clients pets. For once, its not a stupid idea Kristy. It's actually a good idea. Makes me want to enter my cats Garfield and Yin into the show. Sounds good indeed. Me likey.

Jessi also gets another mystery on her hands when her outfit becomes missing, which is similar to the shoe incident, and Jessi becomes embarrased and afraid. So she ask one of her classmates if she could borrow an outfit, to which the classmate agrees but also gives Jessi a look, and thinks Jessi must be poor if she asks for one of her classmates to borrow a clean outfit.

Meanwhile, Becca learns about the pet show and tries to enter Misty into the pet show. Then Becca realizes that hamsters make boring pets and starts wishing she had a dog or a cat to play with so that she could enter them into the pet show instead of Misty. Becca is one picky 9 year old. David Micheal and Karen gets into a fight with each other, and then David Micheal brags about Shannon being the best dog and all and that Shannon will win first place for sure. This causes Karen to become pissy and demanding, and for Andrew to brag that Midge their pet will win first place instead of Shannon.(Making me mad at Andrew for siding with that troublesome bitch Karen, but me liking David Micheal more.) Glad to see David Micheal can't stand Karen as much as I do. I hate Karen. And this fuels it more when Karen ruins Andrew's dreams and says that    Midgie doesn't stand a chance and that Midgie is a wimp too. Karen haters, your'e welcome to come in here anytime. Please Kill Karen now.

Kristy then comforts Andrew after Karen's mean outburst, and tells him that Midgie will have a chance to win and that Midgie can be in the pet show too. This causes Karen to feel rejected, and Me liking Kristy for a moment in this scene. Ha ha ha, serves you right Karen for being such a bitch all the time. Karma is a bitch.

Then Karen tries to enter Emily the Rat into the pet show, but Kristy and the gang ignores her, because the bitch is being annoying again, that's why.

"You won't be a little wrinkle,you'll look like one big wrinkle" or Abby In Wonderland part 1

Finally a Abby blog post. I wanted to do a blog report on this book because I feel that Abby should deserve to have at least some recognition in this series. Plus this book is just great. Besides I like Abby, even if she is another Kristy clone, or Dawn's replacement. Not to mention the Hunter Bruno allergies and the fact that she has asthma too.  Still, I like Abby. Anyways, on with the post.

Now this is the book that probably draws a lot of Abby fans wild and crazy in a good way, unlike Abby The Bad Sport ( i got to read that book by the way). Look at the cover for instance:

On the cover, Abby shakes hands with her grandmother in her Alice in Wonderland costume and looks as if she cant believe that her grandmother is still alive and kicking it well. Grandmother is wearing a long white robe with a crystal wand and is looking at Abby as if she can't believe her granddaughter is still keeping her hair wild and untamed judging by the way she's looking at Abby. The Grandfather is looking quite happy to meet one of Abby's new friends named Kristy, who is dressed as a Mad Hatter for the party. May I add that Kristy looks ugly on this cover. My God, does Kristy have some fat ass cheeks to go with that outfit. I'm surprised she's not dressed as a Munchkin since she looks so fat and short on this cover.

My Memory on this book: How could I ever forget the Alice In Wonderland Theme party, as well as Abby's interesting family line. How could i not forget.  The sister hating other sister thing just interests me to no end. Reminds me of my own family life. It also reminds me of Roseanne's family life too.

 This is Roseanne Everybody

that's all i could remember, unless you count the Pikes in not going to Sea  City, as well as Dawn Schafer making a cameo in this book. Which is all i could remember as well. That's it.


Suzanne Weyn is the ghostwriter for this book, just to give you a heads up.

It all starts in Chapter 1  when Abby wakes up to find her suitcase lying on the floor and then realizing that she forgot to pack her suitcase for the family vacation to Long Island to visit their grandparents, who are hosting an anniversary party. And this year's theme is going to be Alice in Wonderland. And Abby promised her mom that she would be done packing by evening time, so that they could leave and make it to Long Island by the morning.
So Abby tries to hurry and pack things up by the evening, since she overslept after talking to Kristy Thomas all evening last night, and Anna comes in and notices she's not packed, and tries to help Abby out with her packing. But Abby refuses saying  that the clothes are fine just the way they are. But Anna doesn't buy it and insists on ironing out the clothes, to which Abby gives up and lets her straighten out her clothes neatly. And Anna's outfit consists of :
1.white shorts
2.blue t shirt
(that's it)
After Anna makes a comment about Abby's clothing, Anna also asks Abby if she would bring her inhaler with her, because the grandparents live in an area where there's lots of woods, and Abby's allergies are wild and out of control. That includes her asthma too. Anna basically is becoming a neat freak, and this causes Abby to be quite annoyed with her, because she's turning into a brunette  version of Dawn that's why.

Abby is really looking forward to meeting her relatives, because she haven't seen her relatives since the Bar Mitzvah thing in book 96. Plus its been long since Grandpa Morris's heart surgery and she really wants to see how Grandpa is doing.

Then Abby also wants to meet her Aunt Miriam, who is like the black sheep of the family, and who had a baby boy in Abby and The Mystery Baby, and who is also the cutest boy Abby has ever seen( Even cuter than Lynn Kishi Abby?). Plus Abby hasn't seen her Aunt Miriam in years, because Aunt Miriam has been estrangled from the family in a long time due to financial reasons, but in Abby and the Mystery Baby its because she had a harsh,controlling, and quite abusive boyfriend. (From what I've heard). Luckily Auntie Miriam went to the hospital to recover, and now everyone is basically cool to her. I guess the baby made up for the separation from her family.

Really though, the main reason why Abby wants to spend time with her Family is because it will be their first real vacation since their father's death, and Abby wants this one to be special and important also. That's it for Chapter 1 so far. 

This is what happened to Shannon Kilbourne in a couple of years

I dont know why people havent written what happened to Shannon Kilbourne seeing that I'm a Shannon fan and all, so I created this from what I wrote to Nikki from her Are You There Youth I'ts me Nikki:

i know what happened to shannon kilboune too and hers is much more tragic. Shannon's mom and dad decide to divorce each other after 15 wonderful years of stress and heartache. Shannon's mom decides to take tiffany and maria and leaves stoneybrook to go off elsewhere like say california?




Mr.Killbourne decides to stay in stoneybrook but moves into a much decent apartment in the ritziest towns of stoneybrook connecticut. Shannon becomes depressed and starts dropping out of her after school activities.



then shannon later graduates from Stoneybrook Day school and enrolls into college at an early age, but soon becomes depressed over the fact that once again she can't believe her parents are divorced and soon drops out of college.



Shannon then decides to go into the role of modeling and moves to new york to land a modeling career and succeeds. she then meets kimora lee simmons and becomes friends with her, and also runs into kloe and kim kardasian and moves in with them and leaves new york for california.



then shannon meets paris hilton and has an affair with her, but then realizes that she isnt gay and breaks it off to paris hilton. then shannon leaves LA and moves to beverly hills.



she runs into stacey mcgill and the two become good pals(did i add that stacey moved to beverly hills with her hubby) and shannon buys a house next door to stacey mcgill and her house has an indoor pool as big as versace's and totally decorated with Indian and Egyptian styles.



And Shannon marries a hard working, Rich, but very kind and sweet guy, who is like christina aguilera's husband. and shannon has two kids, one named xavier, who is blonde haired and blue eyed and a boy.

and a girl named alexandria, who has strawberry blonde hair and green eyes, just like her father, who has brown hair and green eyes.



and that's what happened to shannon, unless you want to add that shannon will end up having breast cancer while in her 20's. but that's just me.

Sailor Scouts that the Bsc suit in

ok here is the Sailor Moon characters that the Bsc are totally suitable as
1. Tuxedo Mask/Darien=Logan Bruno
2. Sailor Mini Moon/Rini=Karen Brewster
3. Sailor Moon/Serena=Claudia Kishi
4. Sailor Mercury/Amy=Mary Anne Spier
5. Sailor Mars/ Raye= Stacey McGill
6. Sailor Jupiter/ Lita= Kristy Thomas
7. Sailor Venus/ Mina= Dawn Schafer
8. Sailor Uranus/ Amara= Abby Stevenson
9. Sailor Neptune/ Michelle= Shannon Kilbourne
10. Sailor Pluto/ Thrista= Mallory Pike
11. Sailor Saturn/ Hotaru= Jessi Ramsey

Happy Birthday Mallory Pike

happy birthday mallory pike
hope things become better for you.

ok my view on mallory is this;
1. i find her quite alright in books where she doesnt spend her time whining and complaining all the time( and feeling sorry for herself)
2. i was quite a lot like mallory pike looking back
3. may i add she can get very annoying
(i mean gheesh ann, you made mallory look as if she deserves to be hated or despised.)


i mean the poor girl's been through so much that you cant help but to feel sorry for her.
for instance in her home she doesnt get much of a privacy life, she always has to spend it looking after her brothers, she sucks at sports, and her family gives her hell if she doesnt spend time with them and etc.( you get what im saying.) No private life indeed.

then mallory's dad gets fired from his job due to the company's business falling behind, and mallory's life is never the same again( and they could kiss sea city goodbye), now trading it for what used to be the happiest family, now the most miserable. Luckily the dad gets another job,
but that's only enough to support the kids and the family life. Basically mallory's life sucks.

when it comes to school though, mallory is often the target of kids's bullying and teasing, even going as far as to make mallory's life suffer. this comes to a rining point in the book kristy in charge when mallory becomes assigned to a teaching class for 8th graders and the kids give her a hard time about it. ( cause cmon, why would you want to be taught by a 6th grader?), then mallory starts having a nervous breakdown, so badly that her chalk flys out of her hand, and the kids dub her with a new name "spaz Girl", giving her a time she will never forget again.

Mallory eventually moves in the end of the series, and goes to riverbend,massachusetts to start a new life there and move on from her troubled past. she makes fast friends at her new school and also deals with a psychopathic roomate named alexis, who she almost got in trouble, but eventually ends up leaving and mallory ends up getting another roomate named jen.

mallory's love life has been pretty much like mary anne's, except that ben is from australia and has a much thicker accent than logan. and according to mal's point of view, doesnt rate on the annoyance chart( yet again mallory will do anything to protect her man and the bsc.) Mallory's and ben's romance is one like logan and mary anne's
except
1.ben doesnt try to act so controlling
2.ben is a lot more understanding
3.ben is cuter too for a boy in glasses
(he's like a young harry potter, but without the scar and change the hair red instead of jet black)
it is seen that after the whole caroling fighting incident, ben is hardly shown again.
he makes a final appearance in book 125 mary anne in the middle when it is shown that he tries reaching out to mallory, but she turns him down.
Basically their romance fizzles.

mallory's role in the bsc is to take afternoon jobs along with jessi ramsey as the junior officers of the bsc(and also the youngest). Mallory is also known for being the bsc's punching bag for when it comes to failed disasters or anything else that goes wrong. this is shown in book 5 dawn and the impossible three when dawn snaps at mallory for taking away marnie's chocolate
(even though she only did that to save marnie from having an allergic reaction to chocolate.)
then during a scene in the super special, starring the bsc, mary anne snaps at mallory for trying to take over her job.
so yeah
not only is mallory a junior officer
but she is also the black sheep, or punching bag of the group.


what i could say after all this?
i acutally like mallory but there is a couple of things mallory should work on
1. her whiningness and complainness
2.be grateful for the fact that she's not really poor or poverished cause trust me she would look even worse if she was to end up like that.

that's all

The All New Mallory Pike( a.k.a Goodbye, Mallory)

Man, does this book say it all. Mallory even looks like she's had it rough. Plus this is proof that Ann M Martin can't stand Mallory's ass. Look at the cover for instance

on the cover: Mallory looks as if going to Riverbend School might be a bad choice and seems pouty about it. Did i add that Riverbend, Massachusetts looks like a great place to go, and that i like Mallory's outfit for that cover. It really looks great on her.

My Memory Analysis: I remember how much i wanted to read this book so badly as a kid. The library where i went to stopped selling the bsc around book 50, but ive always wanted to read about what happens to mallory, since i kinda like Mallory Pike, though her whining and annoyance drives me up to a point where i practically wanted to slap Mallory for being such a pain in the ass. I gotta say im glad ive read the book. Mallory really does grow up and i even like hearing more about her adventures in Riverbend, particularly the whole Alexis thing, and her new pals Jen, Smita, and Sarah. I wish Ann would write a series based on Mallory's Adventures, but that's not going to happen since its obvious that Ann cant stand Mallory, and that the series ended before Mallory could even have a chance to gain much more satisfied fans. *sigh* Stupid Ann Martin for destroying Mallory's character.

It all Begins when Mallory Pike gets ready to leave from Stoneybrook after having such a horrible time in school and being treated like a freak, especially during the "Spaz Girl" incident, which happened when Mallory signed up to teach for a literature class, but she gets assigned to the 8th graders, who like to give teachers a hard time and really act like immature babies. Anyways, Mallory gets ready to leave and she starts fantasizing about life would be like without her with her family, her friends in the Bsc, the clients, and kids at school.

Then Mallory starts writing in her journal about how her life is about to change, how she can't wait to start fresh in a whole new surroundings and at a brand new school, what Riverbend,Massachusetts will be like to her, who will look after her family and friends now that she will be so far away from them all, especially Jessi, and what to expect in the future to come.

(For a person who is about to put her past life behind, you sure are doing a lot of worrying Mallory pike. Besides you are much better off without Stoneybrook. Who needs that rascist, snobby town anyways. You are much better off indeed Mallory Pike.)

But before Mallory leaves, Kristy honors Mallory Pike in the club as a official honorary member. Like Dawn, she doesnt have to pay club dues, and can come to meetings only if she feels like it, or if she's visiting town, Which sounds pretty good to me. Sign me up anytime. I like that position. That and the associate member spot too. Lucky Mallory. Im so envious of you Mal.

Then Kristy and the gang reminiscense about how they tried to make Mallory take that awful test just to join the club, which i could say, was indeed ridiculous and pointless. But ill never forget the outfit that Mallory wore to the club meeting at that time. I was practically laughing my ass off at that one. (if you wanna read more about the awful club meeting scene and on Mallory's embarrassing outfit, read Book 14: Hello, Mallory!)

Then Kristy and the girls also remember how Mallory helped the Arnold twins, Marilyn and Carolyn, become well behaved and gain their independence, which they did thanks to Mallory(Even though Mallory's the one who flippin caused it in the first place.) Read Book 21: Mallory and the trouble with twins if you want to see the Arnold twins first appearance in that book.

Then they also remember how Mallory had helped Buddy Barrett improve on his reading, with the help of comic books ( Book 29: Mallory and the Mystery Diary if would want to read more about that scene.).

Then they also remember all those good trips to California, New York, as well as Sea City. Which Stacey also recalls how Mallory stood up to that two timing jerk, Toby and how Mallory eventually realizes that Ben is the one for her and soon leaves Toby's sorry ass. (Boy was Stacey such a bitch in that one. That girl was horrible to Mallory. But the book is good though.)

When Mallory leaves to go home after the farewell Bsc tour thing, she comes home to find Kristy and the gang hanging around her house and throwing her a surprise party in her honor, which has Mallory in tears( and me becoming very jealous of Mallory.)

After all the hugging and crying and promises to write letters and email and stuff, Mallory finally leaves for Riverbend, Massachusetts and basically starts her new life now, moving away from the Babysitters Club and all. (im really liking this new Mallory Pike so far.)

The school is like an all girls campus, meaning no boys, which causes a relief to Mallory, after having to put up with boys for a long time and etc. And the teachers there are real nice, and like it if you would call them by their first name, And Mallory also recieves a cool prefect and a new roomate by the name of Alexis. (so far so good. Im liking Riverbend already)

While Mallory is off having the time of her life at Riverbend School, things become quite hectic at the Pike House. For the Pike kids want to keep the room where Mallory was staying at, But Vanessa wouldnt let them, claiming that she's finally gotten a room all to herself and she not letting no one have it( Apparently Mallory, you must have driven Vanessa crazy with all your whining and complaining, so that's probably why she's acting like such a nut that she is, though i still like Vanessa though.)

The Bsc are basically left wondering what they are going to do about this situation. And if Mallory's choice to leave Riverbend was a good one or a really stupid bad one. What do you think guys?

Mallory then meets her roomate Alexis, and Mallory already becomes awed by Alexis's outlook appearance. Here is what Alexis looks like:

1. Spiky Blonde hair

2. Black combat boots

3. Black clothing

4. Pierced earrings and eyes, as well as a belly button

5.orange lipstick

somebody apparently likes dressing up in black all the time and is pulling off that Gothic/Grunge/ Punk look. Really cool look. I like it.

But Alexis is like a Gothic, blonde, 6th grade version of Kristy Thomas, as she tends to act bossy and so controlling all the time. And she does that by yelling at Mallory and boss her around, etc. Then Alexis gives Mallory a list of directions and tells her stuff to do and etc. (Boy does Alexis reminds me of a drill sergeant when she gives orders like that.) During that time Mallory apologizes to Kristy for ever considering her bossy, because apparently Alexis took the word bossy to a whole new level( and I mean level). Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Im laughing my ass off over this already.

Then Mallory makes some new friends by the name of smita, sarah, and jen. And Sarah Bernhart is named after the famous actress Sarah Bernhart, who lived in the 1800's. And Mallory is having a good time in her classes too.

When Mallory goes back to her dorm, she finds Alexis reading in her private journal and now vows to stay away from Alexis as much as possible. But it becomes impossible as ever when Alexis follows her around and gives her a hard time and basically becomes a stalker, just like Honey Perkins from Fear Street: The Best Friend. And man does Alexis remind me so much of Honey.

Definitely major creepy.
Meanwhile, Things continue to become hectic at the Pike place, as Stacey and Kristy babysits for the Pike gang, only to find that their troubles is just now beginning. For Adam and Jordan Pike, two of the triplets, want to move away from Nicky because they can't stand his ass, while Byron looks away in embarrassment( Pretty harsh don't you think triplets. I mean gheesh, i know Nicky can be a pain and he hates girls and all, but don't you think that's going a bit too far. I mean he is your brother for crying out loud.)

Then Margo and Claire want the room because the boys are always sticking together , so the girls should do the same, which i thought was really sweet of Margo and Claire, considering that they're young and all. Then Vanessa claims the room to herself because she hates sharing and she never had a room of her own before in her life. Pretty bold for a shy 9 year old poet like Vanessa Pike.

Meanwhile, Things between Mallory and Alexis becomes much more tense, as Mallory confronts Alexis about reading her diary , and Alexis becomes even more of a bitch than she was the last time. She does this by criticizing Mallory's friends, Giving Mallory's life a living hell, and giving Mallory a hard time. Word of advice Mallory, never fuck with people like that, cause otherwise your life will never be the same again. Or you could wake up dead. Creepy indeed.

And Alexis takes the whole meaning of stalker to a whole new level.She does this by borrowing Mallory's outfit, reads stuff and says things about Mallory's private thoughts outside of the classroom, and then starts copying off of Mallory Pike.(This girl defenitely reminds me of Honey Perkins all the way. Man, her and Honey perkins can be sisters. They sure do act alike. A lot alike.)

And the poor girl doesnt even have any friends, as most people are already afraid of her ass and basically hide whenever they come near Alexis in the hallways. The girl has also had two roomates too.
1. Amy Broderick was Alexis's first roomate and tried being friends with Alexis while also struggling with school, but leaves due to Alexis's cruel nature and also losing the death of a loved one at her home.
2. Jen Border, is still around the school and was Alexis's second roomate but later moves into a single dorm after Alexis once again gives the girl a hard time, and jen basically ignores alexis and gives her the silent treatment.
In other words, Alexis is impossible to get along with. Even worse than Kristy. Much, Much, Worse.

Things finally become better in the Pike household, When Abby and Claudia come up with a plan to get the Pike kids settled once and for all. The Pike family eventually settle it out with Vanessa, Claire, and Margo would share a room where the triplets used to stay, along with Mallory's old stuff. Byron and Nicky will share a room together in Margo and Claire's old room( causing Adam and Jordan to become shocked, and Nicky practically beaming at Byron.) And Adam and Jordan will share Vanessa and Mallory's old room and seem quite thrilled about it. Basically that's the end of the Pike wars for now.

Alexis though, really needs to get help, as Alexis ruins Mallory's care package, and then draw evil faces on all of Mallory's friends, and basically gives Mallory a nightmare she will never forget. Mallory you better leave now while you still have a chance. Otherwise that bitch will end up killing your ass while your asleep or while your alone at the dorm. Watch out for bitches like Alexis.)

But things finally become better for Mallory when Mallory goes to the dean to talk about her problems with Alexis, and the dean offers Alexis a room to herself in Jen's old dorm, while Jen rooms in with Mallory and basically start off to a good level as friends.
And that's the end of the book for now.
But man does Alexis take the meaning Bitch to a whole new level.
Really takes it to the next level.

Jessi Ramsey,Pet Sitter(a.k.a. Kristy's such a Fucking Bitch in this one)

Man!


I just can't get through reading this book.


I mean boy was that book good and for a lot of reasons.


1. Kristy is such a fucking bitch in this one


2. i love it how they fight in this one based on the way kristy treats them


3. the way they acted its enough to make me want to practically want to tell them to grow up


and get a fucking life you babies


but im getting ahead of myself


let me get back to the beginning of the story


shall we?


It all started when Jessi takes a job watching mr. and mrs. mancusi's pets.


Then kristy gets all bitchy and claudia tells her to grow up and stop being a bitch


(dont we all claudia, dont we all)


then kristy tells the gang that ever since charlie got a job and college applications in, he's been acting all pushy and bossy, and basically orders kristy and her family around and makes them do chores for him


(hmmmm karma can be a real bitch aint it kristy.)


Now you know how charlie feels about practically sacrificing his time and giving up his life outdoors just to drag your sorry ass to clubs and meetings and making him do ridiculous things at once. You finally get what's coming to you bitch. Karma can be a bitch indeed doesnt it kristy. Doesnt it.)


Anyways,.... jessi takes the job and offers tours to claudia and nina marshall as well as jamie, who likes to be more active and out of control( for a 4 year old boy)


and they even solve a mystery with a snake when barney(the snake) goes missing out of his cage.( thanks to Mary Anne and also Gabbie and Myriah perkins, who reminds me of Jonbenet Ramsey and her little brother)


The real drama begins when Kristy starts ordering people around and tells them to start writing in the notebook more often and then write it down on this stupid checklist on the board( What is this kristy? Boarding school)!


Then Mary Anne asks Kristy why she is doing this and dont she thinks they are trustworthy enough(which makes me want to say no Mary anne because apparently kristy doesnt trust you guys cause your such babies).


Then Kristy tells them she does think they are trustworthy enough, but she wants to make sure she sees them do it( which leaves Mary Anne, Dawn, and Claudia in a hissy fit)


and basically throw a bitch fight at her and start calling her names


(ha ha ha ha you go girls).


Then Dawn(who is supposed to be the laid back,calm one) actually stands up to Kristy and tells her what she thinks about her rules and really lets her have it(wow Kristy, looks like your little checklist idea really isnt such a good idea after all)


In fact it it is one of your stupidest ideas that you ever think of and really should think before you host another one of your not so bright ideas.


Things soon begin heating up when Mary Anne complains about having to do all this secretary work( Wow mary anne you didnt seem to have a problem doing all this secretarial work. why all of a sudden a change of heart? Besides it isnt even that hard once you get the hang of things and its not like you guys have a job anyways since your all 13 and shit)


Then Dawn complains about having to listening to everybody's whining(over what a dollar?)


to give to the meetings, then about being treasurer(since stacey is away and focusing on her own life, outside of the babysitter's club)


And then Claudia complains about being tired of always answering the phone when calls come in after meeting hours, and also sharing her candy to everyone(Gheesh bitch you didnt even have a major role to do in the first place and why acting so stingy all of a sudden, you dont want to share your nasty snacks to everyone)


what's the matter claudia


your afraid of turning to El Gordo( which is fat in Spanish) and your parents basically banning your ass for eating all junk food all the time


while theyre trying to work hard for a living?


(crazy bitch indeed)


Then Kristy wants to stay as president cause its her job and she's not willing to give up her post yet(Which causes Dawn to leave out of the room and Mary Anne to cry her eyes out as well as Claudia and Kristy basically bitching each other out and having a shouting fest all over the house


(and cops basically calling their asses and jessi and mallory leaving the room and wishing they werent members anymore)


Then Jessi and mallory think of a plan on how to stop the bsc from basically killing their asses off and then checks up on misty the hamster and soon learns the hamster is sick and takes it to the hospital( making her miss the meeting and kristy being all frantic cause she dont have one of her puppets order around and make them do her will)


Then the doctor tells Jessi and the others that the hamster is a girl and that she is in the middle of a pregancy( causing the others to be in shock but basically get over that and helps the hamster out while she is having babies)


Isnt that cute?


Then Kristy gets a taste of her own medicine when she watches Jackie Rodowsky( The walking disaster) and Jackie tells her she is too bossy, when Kristy pushes Jackie to run for office as President, then fixes him up, and pushes him around( Gheesh Kristy you man dyke, Give the POOR KID A BREAK! HE"S FUCKING 7 YEARS OLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD)


Then Kristy finally realizes she has been too bossy( YA THINK) and tears down the checklist and gives the members their jobs back again and finally learns to improve her bossiness,


which the rest of the members forgive her again.


and becomes one big happy family


(at least until in book 60 when mary anne gets a haircut)


then will she how it will last again.


wouldnt you agree


p.s. jessi, mallory, and jackie each gets a pet hamster.


and jessi names it misty.


the end


Get it!



on the cover;
jessi actually looks older
much cuter too.

Stacey's Broken Heart (a.k.a. Robert's a FUCKING CHEATER)

wow.
this book is actually really good.
out of all the stacey books ive read, nothing comes close to being good as this book
(well actually all of the stacey books are good)
but i really fell in love with this book for a lot of reasons.
first,
abby really outdoes herself in this one and its about damn time someone steps up to that mandyke kristy
and really shows her what it takes to run a club
and have fun with it also.
another thing,
robert is such a fucking cheater in this book.
i mean i cant believe he would do something like this to stacey
and then wants to act all public about it.
i really cant stand robert
and i hope im not the only one.
anyways it all begins when stacey recieves a call from the walkers
basically asking stacey if she can watch her kids again in new york while the walkers get ready to prepare for their art show opening
and mrs. walker doesnt have time to watch her kids
and the day care center that the kids was in was closed early
so mrs. walker asks stacey to watch her kids for her while she gets ready.
stacey tells her she will do it cause that's when she'll be in the city with her father
and there isn't anything exciting to do in stoneybrook so she says yes
(without asking kristy but who gives a shit).
meanwhile before this happened stacey was enjoying playing a game of tennis at the country club when andi gentile comes along and starts telling robert that happened to jacqui grant the other day at the movies(that girl is always doing something naughty like drinking booze
nor making out with the bad boys) and robert gets all smily smily
and stacey literally becomes jealous of andi because of the way robert is smiling at her
(sign of getting ready to dump you stacey mcgill)
so stacey tells robert she's ready to go cause she is not feeling well
and sheila cracks a joke about stacey's illness(in being a ''brittle'' diabetic)
and stacey gets all pissy at robert
and basically forces him to leave the gang behind
and hang out with her at her house while the mom is at work
shopping and dealing with customers.
(sign of wanting to have robert all to herself
and make love
and fuck all over the place while the mom is away at work)
meanwhile kristy gets all bitchy at stacey cause she accepted a job without consulting her first( first off kristy no one gives a damn what you think she should do
and second who gives you the right to start saying who can do what
and not do in the first place?! your not her mother and your not so perfect yourself
and kristy and the copycat proves it
as well as a couple of other things
so put a sock in it kristy and can it for once
cause no one wants to hear what you think
nor do we care what you say anyways)
then starts having mary anne take over her place as president while krisrty and her weirdo family
go fun off at sunny hawaii
(something watson could afford for now)
leaving abby to question where she stands in this
and kristy having a bitch fit with her
leaving the guys to have a vote off to see if she can handle being president and treasurer since stacey will also be gone
(but to new york though )
which either way somebody has to fill in for those two
and it sure isnt going to be claudia thats for sure
(cause claudia will probably wreck things
or cause the club to go in even futher jeopardy while both of them are gone)
this is when i take abby's side on this one
because it seems a lot of people hate abby for stupid reasons
such as she is a wannabe
she was the reason why dawn moved away
and that she's such a clone of kristy
and all that stuff.
but the chick really is just a strong, classy ass person who likes to joke around
play sports
and really try to make things more lively in this club
cause dawn sure didnt make this club fun
i will say this much
(and personally if it wasnt for dawn moving, we would of never gotten california diaries to begin with, and i like the california dawn better than the stoneybrook one
because at least she isnt bitchy nor that annoying like she was in stoneybrook
and i love getting to know the characters in california diaries better anyways
like ducky being the replica of charlie in california
sunny dealing with her mom's illness
and death,
maggie's anorexia problem
and amalia being the newcomer to california and dealing with prejudiced people
and having an abusive boyfriend who likes to fuck
and beat her ass to a pulp)
all those things is what i like about dawn moving
and abby coming by and making things more easier.
and like i said, ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME SOMEONE MANS UP TO THAT BITCH KRISTY
AND SHOWS HER WHO IS BOSS AND HOW TO RUN THINGS MORE SMOOTHLY.!
im really starting to get tired of kristy always acting like she is perfect
and like she owns everything around here
when she dont.
and her immaturity really ticks me off
cause i expect mallory or jessi to act like that
but no it had to be kristy.
really cant stand that bitch sometimes
she really ticks me off like that.
So bitchy kristy tells abby that the president's job isnt a regular job, and that she just joined the club so she dont have what it takes. and abby tells kristy that the president's job is just like any other job and that she can run it if she wants too( you really gotta love abby for this one cause man one of these times i want to slap kristy in the face and show her who have what it takes to run a presidental job).
I gotta say that line reminds of during the time when the club members was fighting in Jessi Ramsey, pet sitter......and kristy votes for anything other then president, and dawn tells kristy the same thing about the president's job being like any other job, and kristy becomes bitchy as usual. also she tries to win jessi and mallory on her side, but jessi and mallory starts putting them in their place, showing kristy just how immature she is, and that their fighting is stupid and that they all like the damn jobs so why the hell are they fighting(my point exactly jess. my point exactly)
basically abby ends up keeping the job as president and treasurer and kristy ends up feeling all left behind, but gets ready to go to hawaii anyways(so she can take her mind off the club and get ready to shave her manly legs and start drinking some papayas and coconut rum all through the summer), while stacey starts worrying about robert
and why is he acting all funny and mysterious all through the summer.
so stacey soon visits robert at the basketball court to see how he is doing,
only to find that robert is not there, and alex asks if stacey knows where robert has been
and stacey soon begins wondering if robert is really worth it anymore( i dont know stacey is he?
cause he is certainly not treating you like a queen is he?)
so stacey gets claudia to spy on robert with her
and claudia agrees
after a little confrontation or to
and they soon catch robert at the movies
but with pete instead of another girl.
and stacey soon begins feeling a little better but is still not sure of robert.
meanwhile abby plans a mexican festival and puts mary anne in charge of the decorations and then criticizes kristy for being a tyrant and trying to make things go smoothly instead of abby
(yeah it figures does it abby)
then claudia gets all sniffy about it and tells abby that she likes kristy being all in control of things like that. (yeah im sure you would claudia,since you like for kristy to dominate you in the way she has mary anne being her total bitch and everything, but its making you want to go all crazy and you just cant take it can you claud huh?)
dont worry though,
abby sets this girl straight up
telling her things are under control and that she's going to change things
now that she's under control
(once again you go girl. i support you all the way. as for claud,...... suck it up or fuck it up
no one cares what you think and your just hating cause you didnt get a chance to become president so stuff it
ok?)
so things become under control until little suzie and ryan dewitt get into a fight and claudia breaks up the two and sends them in seperate groups. (see, and you want to be president. yeah right. fat chance claudia.)
then ryan and marnie start acting like little monsters, then nicky starts wearing sticky tails due to byron, margo starts having a paper strip stuck to her shoe and acting all helpless and frail,
then later her and claire starts making pinatas and they totally fail (what can you expect from a 5 year old who likes to do silly stuff, and a 7 year old girl to likes to act all bossy and act like she's better then the rest of her family?!)
then taylor says dragons rule as pinatas and vanessa gets into an argument with him and saying that unicorns rule
(hmm cant argue with that, grew up liking unicorns myself
but now well i still like unicorns but i like other things too)
and then becca takes vanessa's side and says that dragons suck, and abby steps in and breaks up the fight between the gang. soon mary anne begins opening up the door
and madeleine and margo argues it out while the others watch over who will win.
then jessi,mallory,abby,claudia and mary anne tries stopping marnie from messing with the wet paper mache, but marnie smears the thing all over her face cause she likes all the attentio n she is getting from the gang members. after that the papier mache gets ruined and claudia fixes it up
and the others laugh at it.
Then marnie ends up missing and claudia and the others become all frantic and shit and mary anne shows them where marnie is at. then lindsey and the others start calling claudia and the babysitter's club morons for falling for a thing like that and abby calls 911 then tells them to not bother coming over cause marnie been found. (This makes me want to slap the shit outta claudia cause she going to make abby go crazy like that while she is trying to prove how to run the club, and this stuff almost got that girl landing in the hospital cause apparently claudia forgot that abby has a health problem
and just basically wants to cause trouble for the bitch cause she rather have kristy groping her ass than abby, and we wouldnt want that would we claudia.
yeah, abby is basically having a hard time
cause the babysitters wouldnt ease up on how she's running it
and prefers kristy to do it.
which makes no sense.
but that's how its gonna be so well see.
meanwhile while stacey gets ready to go to new york,
robert gives her flowers and tells her how much he loves her,
and stacey soon stops feeling all suspicious of robert and gives him a smootch on the lips
not knowing that soon robert will cheat on her with andi
and stacey will end up being dumped
again
(and this time it will hurt like hell)
but lets not ruin the moment
basically stacey goes to new york
and runs into her daddy
and tells her daddy about her problems with her boyfriend
while visiting one of the Egyptian museums.
and stacey's daddy tells stacey that she's a little young to be in a relationship
and wants her to meet other guys
and not be in a serious relationship at such an early age
(gheesh mr.mcgill
so your basically telling your daughter not to be tied down in a serious relationship
leading to marriage cause she might end up like her mother and you
and basically want her to be whoring around with guys
as long as she's not serious with them
and you cant handle that
can you daddy magill)
meanwhile mallory calls stacey and tells stacey how much of a moron abby is
in running the festival.
cause apparently ran another festival at the barn and mary anne's not around cause she rather watch a kid eat a cookie with his mouth wide open than to deal with abby's wild schemes and doesnt want kristy to be pounding on her ass if she starts helping abby or even has a affair with her behind kristy's back(and kristy wouldnt want that cause we dont want nothing bad to happen to mary anne do we abby)
so abby charges the bsc 6 dollars for the art supplies, and mallory gets all whiny and asks why she's doing that when she should of talked to them first about it. and abby gets totally bitchy at mallory and tells her that as president and treasuer its her job to make the decisions,
and that mallory's not in any position to tell her how to run her job
nor tell her what to do
(wow. way to handle that to mallory abby. mallory was starting to get annoying in this book, as usual and where do mallory gets off in the first place.)
Then mary anne hands abby a whole 5 dollar bill, and mallory(hating abby for setting her ass off, grudgingly gives abby 6 dollars, as well as jessi and claudia) and claudia tells her to next time ask before she does stuff, but abby ignores her and tries running the festival as smoothly as she can(thank you abby)
then abby cleans up the place and has the festival at mary anne's place(finally.)
then vanessa and shea get into a fist fight over spelling(cause shea cant spell for shit)
then mallory gets all frantic over the mess that they made, then tries to stop the gang from putting the signs up, as well as jessi, claudia, and mary anne,. then mallory thinks about how kristy would of run this project and soon helps out anyways.(if i hear one more time about what kristy thinks im going to scream)
then abby calls mallory up to change the signs cause they would of been too embarrasing to look at, then mallory starts telling abby that she dont like abby to be president anymore cause she's nothing but a raving lunatic. then abby agrees to take the signs down herself
and mallory tells stacey as much as she likes abby, she wants kristy back to her old job
(and everyone agrees. which is what i cant stand about the babysitters club sometimes.)
meanwhile while everyone is bitching and moaning about abby being president,
stacey is off living the good life in new york and basically forgetting about the bsc and robert
(for once.)
later stacey begins falling for an older 15 year old art student guy named ethan while babysitting for henry and grace, and while there claudia calls stacey and tells her that robert is cheating on her with andi gentile( apparently emily bernstein saw them having a steamy affair at the casa grande, then mallory and jessi catches them getting their groove on while playing tennis at the country club, and now claudia finds herself watching them smootch and kiss and make love while going downtown at the mall, and stacey immediately gets all heartbroken and thaniks claudia for telling her the truth.( dont worry stacey. i know how it feels to have your man cheat on you with another woman. and a pretty one at that too. believe me i know how that feels indeed.)
so stacey becomes totally hurt and betrayed and basically cries her eyes out cause it sucks being jilted just when your starting to have a good relationship like that.(And robert deserves to get his ass whooped for what he did to stacey)
i mean come on this girl gave up everything,
her family,
her friends,
even her job just to be with you
and what do you do
(you fucking cheat on her with another girl and basically betrays her ass by acting like a jerk)
which is not cool.
karma can be a bitch though.
and stacey definitely got the karmic tone of it all.
so stacey ends up going out with ethan because ethan really cares about her
and basically gives her his phone number
and makes her totally forget about robert flat.
and her and robert end up breaking up
and claudia comes over and comforts her.
all in all
stacey got dumped
but at least she'll get over it
now that she has her friends
and her family to help her get it by.
good book
with amazing results
and hope you enjoy it as much as i do
the end.
on that cover

stacey looks like her actual self for once.

and robert looks all shy like he's hiding something from her

while giving her flowers.

and i love stacey's outfit like that.

makes me want to buy one like that.

who do you think should be the most popular babysitter

im going to do a count to see who do you think should deserve to be crowned most popular babysitter starting with;
1.stacey
2.claudia
3.dawn
4.mary anne
5.kristy
6.shannon
7.logan
8.jessi
or 9. mallory
as well as
10. abby( i almost forgot about her)
vote now
and send me your comments now
on who do you think deserves to be most popular babysitter of stoneybrook