Jessi and the Dance School Phantom( aka Jessi's School Stalker)

Man is this book count for boring or what. As much as I love ballet growing up as a child, still I found this book to be very boring and completely lame. But it does have some good points and a mystery plot to it though.

on the cover:

Jessi actually looks older than 11 years old. She looks as if she's 15 instead of 11. But I gotta say, I like this cover Jessi than I like the other ones. And if that's supposed to be Dawn next to her, then Dawn looks fucking ugly on the cover. Great choice of hair color though.And Jessi's outfit looks nice. Dawn's too. It actually looks blonde white rather than the others though. Ok on this cover, Jessi looks as if she can't believe that someone would send her such sick threatening notes to her once again. And Dawn or whoever that is, is reading the notes and looks quite surpised but also looks like she's thinking about who could ever do such a thing. Nice cover and great picture so far.

Memory Analysis on This Book: None, for I don't have much memories on this book, only that The one who sent Jessi those psycho notes had a hard time keeping up in ballet and that she quitted. Otherwise I don't remember too much about this book. Sorry but maybe this is why the book definitely counts as boring on my list. Ha ha.

The book starts off with Jessi bragging about how much she loves ballet and how she recently got the role of Princess Aurora in Sleeping Beauty, also what her classmates is like and etc.May I add this is also the book that made me like Madame Noelle a lot more in the later series. Not to mention Madame Noelle's jokes in this book is enough to send me rolling with laughter Ha ha ha ha ha.( I mean Madame Noelle on ice skates? Impossible). Reminds me of that South Park episode where the Jonas Brothers get bossed around by Mickey Mouse. Hillarious.

 

the South park Jonas Brothers and Mickey Mouse as their boss.

Also, Jessi mentions how her toe shoes end up getting missing, and how Katie Beth later finds them in her totebag, making Jessi think that Katie Beth took them due to jealousy of Jessi always getting the lead roles in every ballet play.( I don't blame you indeed Katie Beth for Jessi to always get the lead roles. That seems unfair indeed.)

Another scene I liked was when Jessi lost her toe shoes and had to walk to the classroom barefooted, and this pisses Madame Noelle off and also causes for Madame Noelle to cancel the class and make all the classmates look for Jessi's shoes, and the class giving dirty looks, not because she's black, but because they worked their asses off trying to dance, and Jessi had to cancel it by showing up to class barefoot and making them look for her ugly,stinky shoes.(I am such a bitch,lol). Gosh Jessi, you certainly love to cause the whole classroom trouble for pulling that shoe act. And you seem to love the attention it gets you too.

So Stupid Jessi decides to go to the meeting to ask the BSC if they could help her solve the missing shoe mystery, and the BSC agrees while also sympathizing with her after Jessi tells them her story, all except for Kristy, who seems to worry about babysitting more than ballet, because who would want to waste their time talking about ballet? Not Kristy of course. Kristy got more important things to worry about than stupid ballet. Basically Kristy ignores it. And she does that by mentioning about how she would like to get the kids into having a pet show for their clients pets. For once, its not a stupid idea Kristy. It's actually a good idea. Makes me want to enter my cats Garfield and Yin into the show. Sounds good indeed. Me likey.

Jessi also gets another mystery on her hands when her outfit becomes missing, which is similar to the shoe incident, and Jessi becomes embarrased and afraid. So she ask one of her classmates if she could borrow an outfit, to which the classmate agrees but also gives Jessi a look, and thinks Jessi must be poor if she asks for one of her classmates to borrow a clean outfit.

Meanwhile, Becca learns about the pet show and tries to enter Misty into the pet show. Then Becca realizes that hamsters make boring pets and starts wishing she had a dog or a cat to play with so that she could enter them into the pet show instead of Misty. Becca is one picky 9 year old. David Micheal and Karen gets into a fight with each other, and then David Micheal brags about Shannon being the best dog and all and that Shannon will win first place for sure. This causes Karen to become pissy and demanding, and for Andrew to brag that Midge their pet will win first place instead of Shannon.(Making me mad at Andrew for siding with that troublesome bitch Karen, but me liking David Micheal more.) Glad to see David Micheal can't stand Karen as much as I do. I hate Karen. And this fuels it more when Karen ruins Andrew's dreams and says that    Midgie doesn't stand a chance and that Midgie is a wimp too. Karen haters, your'e welcome to come in here anytime. Please Kill Karen now.

Kristy then comforts Andrew after Karen's mean outburst, and tells him that Midgie will have a chance to win and that Midgie can be in the pet show too. This causes Karen to feel rejected, and Me liking Kristy for a moment in this scene. Ha ha ha, serves you right Karen for being such a bitch all the time. Karma is a bitch.

Then Karen tries to enter Emily the Rat into the pet show, but Kristy and the gang ignores her, because the bitch is being annoying again, that's why.